Because aging isn’t for the weak — especially your stomach. This hilarious birthday card reads, “The older you get… the more stomach problems you have,” with a lineup of classic digestive “emergency kit” essentials. It’s painfully accurate and guaranteed to get a big laugh.
Perfect for best friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, or anyone who appreciates humor that hits a little too close to home.
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Blank inside for your own message
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Includes a kraft envelope
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High-quality cardstock
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Perfect for birthdays, milestone years & gag gifts
Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of savage. 😅🎂
